Squishable Alter Ego Plague Doctor Fortune Teller dinosaur Mini book inside: 32-page illustrated

Mini book inside: 32-page illustrated mini book about the soapbox's history and its uses

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Squishable Alter Ego Plague Doctor Fortune Teller dinosaur Mini book inside: 32-page illustratedBeware, for I see a vital decision in your near future! One path contains sorrow, one joy! Mere seconds from now, you will finish reading the description of a particularly adorable Squishable! It's a frog? No! A Fortune Telling Plague Doctor! And when you will come to the end of that description, and you will face a choice: will you add that Squishable to your basket, or will you take the dark road of NOT adding it to your basket! The future is